magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

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90schild:

I think about this every time I watch a superhero movie….

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spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

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xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

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tastefullyoffensive:

[blaine gibson]

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ohsoviny:

my partner in crime


brownglucose:

Me as a mother

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A guy in my Japanese class today...
Sensei: Why do you want to learn Japanese?
Guy: I'm tired of reading subtitles.

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

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suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

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