trust:

"all girls dress the same"

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parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

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writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

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uffu:

nothing will ever be funnier to me than this

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nightshadezero:

5 minutes into Euro Truck Simulator and I’ve made the mistake of forgetting that I was in England.

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orangeisthenew-jack:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

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jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 

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turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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